Win 2 tickets to Charlie Sheen in Boston (4/12)

Matt Raymond

is the founder of Autograph University. He lives in the Boston area with his wife and two sons. Connect with him on Twitter at @mattraymond.

14 Responses

  1. jerry says:

    “They can’t hang with me. their bones would melt like wax.”

  2. You have the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I’ve ever seen. Do you floss? – Charlie Sheen in Hot Shots!

  3. Evan says:

    “I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

  4. Joe says:

    Not to steal evans, but my favorite has to be
    I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body

  5. Greg Piona says:

    Referring to Chuck Lorre (Producer of 2 and a Half Men): “I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words–imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists.”

  6. Jesse Anza says:

    “If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!’ “It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm.”

  7. Danny says:

    Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

  8. Matt S says:

    “My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.”

  9. Mark the Shark says:

    “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.” – on live radio on The Alex Jones Show, Feb 23, 2011

  10. elizabeth cobb says:

    My personal favorite,,,, I cannot stop laughing about

    I’ve got tiger blood and Adonis DNA

  11. Athena says:

    “Winning, Duh!”

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